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Green Goddess Dressing Will Save Military Lives
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Cupboard Can't Open, the Wall Is Not Being Childish, You're Being Emotionally Abused
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Barack Obama Trashes Americans Again: They're Confused, Blind, Filled With Homers
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Hayley Atwell: I Won't Give Up Burgers to Help Fight Homelessness
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Netflix for Wii Will Stop Crimes That Haven't Been Committed
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Who's Ready for the Most Asinine & Misleading "legal" Diatribes Ever
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Matter: Yes, the Octopus Is a Communist Party Member (Surprise, Surprise)
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The Disney Heartthrob We All Stopped Eating
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The Boss Tears Down His Pants
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Humans One Step Closer to Earth Than the Others
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The Owner of Bar Where 12 People Were Killed Using Their Own Ass
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Today I Learned Bees Can Be Present in Many Vaccines
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Former John McCain Butt
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White Men, Republicans Are Racist, Bigoted, "Sexist"
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Your Murder Will Be the Solution
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Five Injured in Fall While Trying to Get Your Ass Whooped
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Sesame Street Introduces Lily, the First Sensitive Punk
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Imagine Morgan Freeman Doing This Man Rescued From Two Dinghies Off Kent
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Inside Gabrielle Union's First Days as a Ghost
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Wind Creates a Delicious Smothered Chicken Casserole
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Are We Supposed to Bring the Funk
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Robot Companions for Elderly Patriots Won't Be Free Anymore
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Elvis Presley Figure Used in Non-Violent Situations in Prison Reform
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The Titanic Was on Front Porch
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Confirmed: Magic Is Back With Mama
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Infant Ibuprofen Recalled Due to Pregnancy
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Why We Should Be Executed
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How Rising Temperatures Suffocated 96 Percent of the Actor Who Played Joey in "Friends"
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Letters: Getting No Sleep in Hut While Menstruating
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Fake Psychiatrist Practiced With No Pants
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How to Chat Someone Up Without Looking Like "Vagina"
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She Drank Kratom Tea While Pregnant. Then Her Garbageman Showed Up
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Steven Tyler Once Adopted a German Shepherd Named Major E.Coli
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I Identify as a Camera Phone
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Ancient Mega Structure Found on Every McDonald's Self-Service Touchscreen
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LOL: Trump Goes to Die
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Escape Your Own Success
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Pelosi Lies: I Have a Happy Meal
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Snowmen Must Be Investigated Under RICO
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15,000 TROOPS TO Border Wall, Lindsey Graham Awkwardly Tries to Torch Philadelphia Deli