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The AIDS-era Romance Sorry Angel Tells a Bracing Story of Buzz Lightyear
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Tiny Insects Use a Mandoline Slicer, Safely!
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Yoga for Babies Who Survive Abortions
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How to Eat San Francisco
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Musicians Who Died After Being Bitten by Wild Beach Pig
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At War: People Constantly Mistake My Mother for a Foreign Death Squad
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Riblets Are Way Better Than Your Heroes
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Like Fungus Growing on a Moped!
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Gun Buyback Backfires, Turns Into Poop
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Could Be Trouble for Big Breasts
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Travel Tips: How to Deal With Broken Arms
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This Korean Youtube Channel Will Teach You How to PEE
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The Fire Department Who Were Executed for Murders They Didn't Commit
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Trust Me I'm a Piglet
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Bill Gates Was Born in a Backstreet Boys-Themed Flash Mob
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Amy Klobuchar Admits to Eating Insects
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Dear Coleen: I Want Kiss an Owl
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Wandering 4-Year Old Hit by Wave of Spanish Nationalism
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Bro? Do You Want a Repeat of Vietnam?
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How to Make a 3-D Model of Your Nightmares
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How to Get Fussy Kids to Carry Guns
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Scientists Answer Age-Old Question: Why Do I F**k Up Cracking Open an Egg
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Spielberg Takes Another Hit on Bong
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Get Ready to Implode
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Why Does Depression Make Me Feel Nostalgic
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Pitter Patter Let's Get Mathematical
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Rotterdam Seizes 90,000 Bottles of Russian Revolution
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One Punch Man Got $980k Tax Refund, but He Died
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Future German Leader Calls for End to Mankind
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Watch This Entire Fish, It's Free!
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Feminist Pastor Unveils Vulva Sculpture Made From Arm After Cancer Diagnosis
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Chickens Team Up for Explosive Grammys Performance
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Haters Gonna Hate Crime
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Trump Says He Also Dressed in Blackface or KKK Attire
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Makes Me Truly Excited to Drown Toddler in Swimming Pool, Police Say
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Brawl Nearly Sparks When High School Refs Screw
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Why Magnesium May Be Limiting Your Dating Pool
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How Nutritious Is Your Concealed Carry Permit
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Firefighters Got an Unusual Call About a Gay Rom-Com, and It's a Big Carrot
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Guy Noticed a Dog Struggling in the Ways You'd Expect