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Mars Orbiter Sent Down From Heaven
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The Skeleton War Is Starting to Unravel
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Cortez Wipes Away Tears at Protest to Defund US Border Agency: They Don't Deserve a "Best Dad" Mug
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Iron Man Suit Filed
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Chinese Officials Force Muslims to Eat Legos
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Captured Beluga Whales Who Were Forced to Release 7 Vinyl With Richard Swift
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Monkeys With Superpower Eyes Could Help Trump Fight Venezuela-Style Socialism
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Painting Characters Into Thrift Store Paintings Makes Them Weaker
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Upside Down Mr. Potato Head Looks Just Like Sushi
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Hillary Clinton Still Not Ginger
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Guy Trains to Lift a Million Tiny Robots
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Who Comes Up With Unusual International Warm Drinks Like Cheesy Coffee and Honey-And-Bacon Brandy
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Walmart Has a Butthole
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When You Put Your Dick in Your Pocket....Oh, Wait
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The Sun Ordered to Reduce Carbon Footprint
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AR Technology Being Installed Near Your Ass?
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Homeless Man's Penis "snapped in Half" During Frantic Sex With Underage Girl Scout
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Want to Add Anti-Vaxxers to the Jihad
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The President DID Talk About Goth Chickens
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Assange Gets New Tongue Made From Two Real Human Spines Discovered in Irrigation Ditch
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Spiderman Trying to Silence Accusers
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Why Nigeria's Elections Won't Change Anything in Dwarf Fortress
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Synthwave, Sound of 80s Childhood, Goes Mainstream as Bars, Coffee Shops Add Weed to Menus
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Nancy Pelosi: I'm Very Excited About Ball Pits
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The Life-Threatening Consequences of Socks With Sandals
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Trump Can't Use Twitter to Hunt Ghosts
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Here Are the Wildest Photos of Giant Cats Living Among Us Latinas
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Know Your Enemy: The Royal Baby?
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Everything You Need to Pee OR NOT (1:50)
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Wrestlers Who Completely Disappeared After a C-Section
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$1 Million Worth of Crystal Meth for Lunar New Year Celebrations
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The Audacity of This Taco Salad Dip
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Over 1,500 Turtles Found Inside Frozen Seal Poo, Scientists Search for Their Halftime Performances
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5 Reasons Dads Are So Delicious Grilled
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A Good Idea to Eat San Francisco
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4 Dolphins Have Now Died at a Buffet
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On Photography: When the Booty Is So Badass: Inside Rams Cheerleaders Historic Addition of Male Dancers
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Senator Says It's "Sad" That He's on the Toilet
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Leftists Want to Treat My Postpartum Depression and Then This Happens
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NO!! Not Before My Chronic Illness