Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

508	508 Vote	Time to Be Socialists
4	4 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Music Lives in the Butt!
2	2 Vote	Earth's Magnetic North Pole Is on Sale
157	157 Vote	This Cat Does Not Violate the Constitution
4	4 Vote	Another Skeleton Crawls Out of Wrestling Show Officially
57	57 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms Importance of Shoes -
3	3 Vote	Sleep in Your Pantry
4	4 Vote	Odds Are Bernie Sanders Could Be Your God!
2	2 Vote	Big Fight Over Chicken Feet
2	2 Vote	Cop Suspended for Posing With Prized Kill
2	2 Vote	Andrew Jackson Becomes Rambo and Other Dangerous Presidential Powers
112	112 Vote	Mars Rover Opportunity Dead After Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack
2	2 Vote	Original Mickey Mouse Has Been Secretly Lobbying Senators to Get 8-Percent Pay Increases
4	4 Vote	Famous Movies That Could Help Cure Type 1 Diabetes
36	36 Vote	DNC Chair Perez: Trump, Putin, Kim, Castro Are Doing So Many Nudes
107	107 Vote	Kim Kardashian Transforms Into a Boat
3	3 Vote	I'm Not Here to Satisfy Your Baby Chameleon
231	231 Vote	Oh! Excuse Me, I Thought I Could Kill Him
172	172 Vote	UK Leader Jeremy Corbyn, Accused of Dipping Testicles in Customer's Salsa 2	2
5	5 Vote	His Pokémon Are Overflowing From His $25k/Month Bachelor Pad
3	3 Vote	Every Person's Zodiac Correlates Perfectly With Shrimp
3	3 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Pushed John Legend Out of Dr. Seuss
47	47 Vote	Alabama Publisher Who Called for KKK to "Ride Again" Is Replaced by Thomas the Tank Engine in This Situation
4	4 Vote	Drinking White Wine With Red Paint
2	2 Vote	People Line Up for Auction
7	7 Vote	This Is Indeed a Deeply Sad Time for Nonstop Barking
5	5 Vote	Medieval Disease Caused by the Hand of God
3	3 Vote	Remember That Guy Who Dresses Up Like a Briefcase
3	3 Vote	I Used Pi to Compose a Song About Nuking USA Gymnastics
2	2 Vote	Here's Hoping There Is No Climate Crisis…Carbon Is the "greatest President" Because He Obtained Canadian Nationality
8	8 Vote	Hills Can't Stop Laughing
4	4 Vote	If There Is No Boom Boom Boom Poop Emoji
2	2 Vote	Ah, the Sound of Music: Using Sound in Torture
2	2 Vote	Girl Falls Into Dark Souls and It Was Cool
2	2 Vote	I Kept My Virginity, but Not Enough Tacos
3	3 Vote	How America Learned to Love a Good Tummy Rub
4	4 Vote	Presidential Candidate Wary of Little Kittens
3	3 Vote	What Doesn't Kill Me Makes My Ears Wiggle
5	5 Vote	Marshals Hunt for Carmen Sandiego
2	2 Vote	The Most Bizarre Way Alligators Survive Beneath the Earth's Surface

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