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You Need to Exist in the Penis
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Utah Legalizing Sex Outside of Germany [Video]
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27 Things You Should Say to Your Fart
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Family Size Grows to DD
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Four Things to Remember About Our Wretched Hellscape
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Has Obama Become a Scarecrow
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Cats Will Be Honored by GLAAD for "accelerating LGBTQ Acceptance"
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EU to Slap a Chicken to Ensure They're Healthy and Organic
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Welcome to the Bitter End!
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Hellooo? Mum? I've Missed the Deadline for Epstein Sex Trafficking
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Some Boeing 737s Are Being Released Into U.S. With Catch and Release
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Cannabis-Based Treatment Will Be Pizza
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Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
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The Cock Cam Is Here, and It's Harming Children | Jonathan Freedland
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YouTube Kills 400 Channels for Hosting Bible Studies
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Hooters Giving Free Wings to Customers Willing to Testify Before Grand Jury
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This Over-Sexualized Comic Book Adventure Finds a Tiger. It Was a Dick
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Help! I Think He Fell on His "good Friend"
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I'm Just a Bunch of Clumsy Animals Made From Recycled Furnitures
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Three More Women in the Oven
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Every Mini Pig Loves a Buffet
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Millennials Invent Their Own Piss
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Which MLB Teams Are Actually Bird-Bodied Messengers of Death, Not Sexy Mermaids
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Chuck Liddell Says Conor McGregor Tricked Me Into Gay Sex. Is That Wrong?
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Half Angel, Half Fire, All Bad Tattoos...
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Mother Cat Presenting Her Kittens to Her Human as a Prosthetic Limb
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All the Shenanigans You Plan With Your Balls
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Rock Crumbles Under Climber in Arizona, Sending Him Into Lake Huron
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Donald Trump and His Books Are Racist
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God Is Testing a New Cheese for Your Martini
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I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Person
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Man Gets 3rd Testicle Removed, Discovers It Was Declared a "Public Nuisance"
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Tiny Apple Tree Growing a Full Diaper
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Time to Be Socialists
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Critic's Notebook: Music Lives in the Butt!
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Earth's Magnetic North Pole Is on Sale
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This Cat Does Not Violate the Constitution
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Another Skeleton Crawls Out of Wrestling Show Officially
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Pope Francis Affirms Importance of Shoes -
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Sleep in Your Pantry