Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

jimmyrustles

Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen and Train Drop Out of a Giant Crustacean in a Future Ruled by B.S
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
155	155 Vote	Wikipedia to Shut Up
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4