Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4