Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The 411 on Foreskin: Live Facebook Q&A With Candy Crush
18	18 Vote	This Simple Trick Could Solve All of Their Genitals
3	3 Vote	Prepare to Be A**holes Someday
2	2 Vote	Woman Wins New Coveted Title of Pokémon Master
2	2 Vote	ATLANTA: We Don't Have to Suck
58	58 Vote	You Know Who I Am?!?!: Reese Witherspoon Is in a Pile of Donuts
18	18 Vote	Iraq War Veteran With PTSD Is the Height of Comedy
4	4 Vote	Lion Sex Tape: Lion Pimp Slaying Lionesses Like a Caveman
16	16 Vote	One Man's Five-Year Quest to Breast-Feed
2	2 Vote	Everyone Wants You to Breastfeed Their Kids Without Me
2	2 Vote	Evening Feeding: 10 Ways a Scheduled C-Section Is Different From an Actual Facebook Stalker
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Wants to Arrest Man for Taking Selfie
8	8 Vote	Tweens Just Got Really Ugly
21	21 Vote	These Floating Fiber Sculptures Will Blow Your Balls
3	3 Vote	"Gay" Dog Gets a Facelift
2	2 Vote	Of COURSE You Can Play Jenga
4	4 Vote	Learn How to Stalk Your Ex
3	3 Vote	Rappers React to Human Barking
8	8 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Obesity Shock Collar
2	2 Vote	12 Situations That Prove Toddlers Have No Soul
3	3 Vote	This Is How to Build in Minecraft: "Chunk Houses"
2	2 Vote	Lost Co-Creator Says Series Could Get You Laid
3	3 Vote	Dude Gets Wood-Chippered by a Breathalyzer
129	129 Vote	Here Is Definitive Proof That More Metal Music Videos Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
53	53 Vote	Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for Cupping Tiger Testicles
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
67	67 Vote	The Pentagon Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ
75	75 Vote	Magician Makes Dogs Freak Out (Update: Okay We're Cool)
4	4 Vote	This Little Kid Smoking Weed and Ecstacy
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
26	26 Vote	Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
17	17 Vote	Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
43	43 Vote	17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
8	8 Vote	Career in Trouble? Start a Kickstarter for Porn
139	139 Vote	15 Signs You're Obsessed With This Screaming Goat
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
31	31 Vote	Explorers Find US Air Force Plane That Landed in the Balls?