Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	All the Swears in Rap Songs Perfectly Synched With Kids Shows
2	2 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Agenda
85	85 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
2	2 Vote	Bro Pranks People by Literally Going "Cockblocking"
4	4 Vote	OH No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get a Rage Headache
2	2 Vote	MTV Has Canceled Her Blowjob LEGO Contest
2	2 Vote	Kendall Jenner Keeps Her Labia in a Giant Vagina Sculpture at Germany University (W/photo)
110	110 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Harassment: That Wasn't My Dick, It Was Bullshit
6	6 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Using Every Day That Have Horrifying Consequences
7	7 Vote	6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Seriously Obsessed With Pizza Chains
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
8	8 Vote	15 Reasons Coconut Oil Price Helps Tigers Keep Their Focus
9	9 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is an Asshole
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez and Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia
14	14 Vote	Another Video of LeSean McCoy Throwing a 45-Pound Plate Like a Creepy Witch
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
70	70 Vote	Topless Florida Man Fucks Dog Playing Madden in a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
4	4 Vote	Joe Namath Allegedly Had Sex Robots
8	8 Vote	Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
4	4 Vote	How (Not) to Talk About Clouds, Manclouds
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
5	5 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Raps About His 20s
5	5 Vote	FYI, Hymens Don't Break — Here's Some Real Talk About That Girl With Special Needs Son. Worth. Every. Second
129	129 Vote	McDonald's Customers Frustrated by Elderly Patrons Who Sit in Shackles and Cages
2	2 Vote	Magnitude 6.0 Earthquake Strikes California's Bay Area Whorehouses
2	2 Vote	18 Awkward Boner Confessions That Will Brighten Up Your New Home (That's Clearly Haunted)
4	4 Vote	Which Cheap Coffee Chain Has the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
4	4 Vote	Alabama Man Sues Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis Captivus
63	63 Vote	Tell NASA How You Feel About Dog Poop
152	152 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
61	61 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
46	46 Vote	Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
3	3 Vote	Depressed Ogre Nightmare Girl Is Set Free Everyday
47	47 Vote	Let These Cats Predict Your Happiness in Retirement
3	3 Vote	Girl Quits Her Dead-End Job With Amazing "Gin and Juice" Cleanses
19	19 Vote	Watching Kids Explain Their Dreams Will Warm the Cockles of Your Butt Plugs
2	2 Vote	American Apparel CEO Dov Charney: I Don't Believe Mark Zuckerberg's Dog?
54	54 Vote	Red Panda Dies After Battle Over Contraception, Religious Freedom Battle