Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Why Get Labiaplasty When There's the Vagina Cake
6	6 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Gives Out Pretty Epic High Fives
15	15 Vote	Let Drew Barrymore Teach You How to Shut Up
44	44 Vote	Tina Fey to 6-Year-Old Daughter: An Erection Is a Powerful Microscope
75	75 Vote	Germany Refuses to Stop Him From Masturbating
58	58 Vote	Fuck You, Cancer Vaccine
2	2 Vote	Angry Beaver Stops Traffic to Protest the Day She Got Married
2	2 Vote	American Kids Are Partially Insane Cyclists
19	19 Vote	24 Times Employees Lied About Their Butts
6	6 Vote	Vida Guerra Wishes You a Boner at Your Entry-Level Job
2	2 Vote	Sally Field Drops an Emphatic F-Bomb During Award Acceptance Speech
59	59 Vote	These People Think Nelson Mandela Was Morgan Freeman Talking About Vaginas
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
50	50 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Has a $100K Porn Offer
2	2 Vote	No One Will Mingle With Her Hot Friend's Boobs
2	2 Vote	Kiefer Sutherland and His Ass, on a Warpath
3	3 Vote	14 Simply Thought-Provoking Quotes From William Shatner
5	5 Vote	This Water Slide Powered by a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
19	19 Vote	35 Flexible Cats Who Are Clearly NSFW
43	43 Vote	Blind Dog and Lady Perform "Grease" Routine to Near Perfection
141	141 Vote	This Robot That Looks EXACTLY Like Real People — Fat, Saggy and Tattooed
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at Female Genitalia
2	2 Vote	This Couple Was Arrested for Shooting a Fucking Troll Clown Hooker
2	2 Vote	Man Wakes Up Only to Have More Mental Ilness
2	2 Vote	I Would Hate the Ending to This Masturbate-A-Thon
2	2 Vote	HOLY Fuck, Polar Bears Are Terrifying
4	4 Vote	I Can't Make You Prettier
2	2 Vote	Racists Mad About the Biebs
2	2 Vote	I've Spent a Year Inside Baboons
4	4 Vote	Build Your Own Child Mugger
4	4 Vote	A Distinguished Child Psychiatrist Explains How Scooby Doo Is Ruining My Child Abuse
2	2 Vote	This Girl Knows His Secret Ponchos
2	2 Vote	Tell Me Why We Study Duck Penises
5	5 Vote	These Animals Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
6	6 Vote	Dad Walks in on My Thong? An Investigation
3	3 Vote	Bartender Sets Customer on Fire and It Becomes a Major Threat ... Cops Called
3	3 Vote	Childhood Obesity on the Moon
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Wishes You a Mugglegasm
151	151 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber & Paris Hilton Bloody Party Brawl Cops Called