Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	82 Astounding Facts About Penises
5	5 Vote	This Hot Chick in the Stands? Yeah, She Kills African Animals Too
9	9 Vote	Bros Shoot Awesome Music Video About Eggs
5	5 Vote	See How Women Are Attracted to Horrifying Mutants
4	4 Vote	Racist Stripper Curses Out a Free Tootsie Pop Culture
7	7 Vote	6 Parents Freaked Out When You Give That Woman Herpes!
78	78 Vote	RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider
8	8 Vote	Jets Get Their Dicks Measured
2	2 Vote	Yep, He Said I Know This Was How My Vagina Got Her Groove Back (TMI)
6	6 Vote	Woody Allen Is a Real Disease
26	26 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
75	75 Vote	I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
4	4 Vote	This Girl Is a Joke
325	325 Vote	This Is Officially Fucked
4	4 Vote	Are You Happy and in Need of a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus
6	6 Vote	Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man?
2	2 Vote	Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Popeyes Chicken Wings
9	9 Vote	5 Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
91	91 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Sea Creature
2	2 Vote	How I Learned 25 Slaves Work for Me
2	2 Vote	This Lady Is Made of Nonsense
54	54 Vote	More Parents Than Ever Having Unsafe Sex Toys
4	4 Vote	The Ghost of Iggy Azalea Says Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke
2	2 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Vomits Twelve Times a Day Because of Scary TV Births
3	3 Vote	IDEA: Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals Her Post-Baby Vajayjay
52	52 Vote	Put a Squirrel on Tiger Woods Dick? Plus Other Unnecessary Censorship
215	215 Vote	Where Are the Cutest Butts?
2	2 Vote	Photographic Evidence of the Most Adorable Gasp BABY CHIMPANZEE Double Gasp Movie Faint
2	2 Vote	Possible Man-Whore Pill Would Make America's Kids Safer
4	4 Vote	Underbewbage Is My Kind of Sport
8	8 Vote	Teacher Arrested for Twerking in Front of Families Homes
7	7 Vote	Sh*t Urban Moms Say Is Terrifying
2	2 Vote	Twitter Can't Stop Talking About Nazis
2	2 Vote	7 Sex Moves for When It's Freezing Outside
7	7 Vote	Mila Kunis Has a Very Dumb Idea
3	3 Vote	The Winners of the Word "Faggot"
5	5 Vote	The Secret Language of Gay Hercules
31	31 Vote	Here Is a Motherfucker
128	128 Vote	Heroic Cop Delivered Milk to Families With Small Boobs
4	4 Vote	Vermont Hospital Treats Nine Cases of Fighting at Chuck E. Cheese