Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
1	1 Vote	How One Couple Squeezes an Entire Relationship in Five Minutes to Reach Valhalla?
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1