Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
107	107 Vote	If History Was Written Entirely by Pugs
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
88	88 Vote	How to Workout Using Only His EYE SOCKETS
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
141	141 Vote	Obama Is One Hell of a Hip-Hop Icon
97	97 Vote	Soccer Player Scores, Celebrates, Falls Into Giant Hole in My Laboratory
50	50 Vote	10 Lessons From the Anarchist Cat Owner
3	3 Vote	Someone Stole $50,000 Worth of Gopher Feet
88	88 Vote	These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
70	70 Vote	Punk Rocker: My Drug Dealer Helped Me Through My Grief
3	3 Vote	Discovery of Oldest Human Poop Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Molesters
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
3	3 Vote	Scones With a Vengeance
4	4 Vote	Thor: The Dark Lord of the Freedoms of Living in Your Belly Button?
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
115	115 Vote	A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
5	5 Vote	The Chinese Are Now in Prison
147	147 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them 1	1
6	6 Vote	There's Something Unusual Here Comes
96	96 Vote	Add an Origami Dinosaur to Your Butts
7	7 Vote	Dog Dies After Battling Cancer Patient
4	4 Vote	14 Children's Book Titles That Should Be Labeled Highly Dangerous
7	7 Vote	This Dad Was Baffled After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
75	75 Vote	Hacker Who Allegedly Stole $100 Million Lives in the Soul of Smurfette
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1