Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
67	67 Vote	Kid Gets Lost in 1792
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
21	21 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Final Fantasy Tactics Has a Pimple
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
343	343 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
9	9 Vote	Bros Shoot Awesome Music Video About Eggs
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
8	8 Vote	Space Technology Company Builds a Giant, Fire-Breathing Dragon That Can Totally Get You Slapped
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner