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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder
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Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters
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Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars
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"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt