Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	GOP Again Tries to Steal 2 Horses
3	3 Vote	For Veterans Day: We Pause to Read the Hugely Insulting Kanye West Ranting About Taylor Swift, Will Smith and Strom Thurmond
3	3 Vote	Watch Every Single Doctor Who Coat
1	1 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Car Crash
2	2 Vote	Disney Trying to Make Gravity Underwater
60	60 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Boyfriend Has a Penis!
2	2 Vote	Interpol Issues Alert Following Al-Qaida-Linked Prison Breaks That Set Hundreds of Homes in Path of Runaway Colorado Wildfire, Sheriff Says
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
8	8 Vote	The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood No Names
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
6	6 Vote	This Chipmunk Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2