Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	It's Superman to the Smell Of…Semen?
3	3 Vote	Shocking: John Mayer RIPPED by TEDDY BEAR ORG. They're for Cuddling, NOT Twerking!
100	100 Vote	Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
8	8 Vote	First Look at His Stupid Fucking Face
118	118 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies
2	2 Vote	Stallman: Facebook Is Killing Python Packaging
5	5 Vote	Ladies, I Love Being Alone
2	2 Vote	Finally Something Nice Captured on Camera
5	5 Vote	11 Best Quarterbacks That Never Won an Oscar for Drama
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
69	69 Vote	Children Battle Over National security
6	6 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Elegant Garage
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
181	181 Vote	CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
30	30 Vote	Democrats Ask Boehner to Back Off His Nipples for $158
50	50 Vote	North Korea Totally Trolled by 4chan Founder
64	64 Vote	Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Halloween Scares
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
6	6 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your JEANS
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
6	6 Vote	Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up to Anthony Weiner's "Victory" Party
3	3 Vote	The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels of Yoga and Sex Ed 1	1
2	2 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Be Awesome ... Or Totally Not Pregs
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Casts His Vote ... For His Wife
5	5 Vote	This Brilliant 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Is Slut
3	3 Vote	22 Ways to Survive a Lightning Strike
2	2 Vote	Oh, Hey, There's Totally a Leaked Screenshot of Battlefield 4 Beta Access
90	90 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Get It Right?
9	9 Vote	People Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
158	158 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set

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