Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
91	91 Vote	Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
8	8 Vote	Update: Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
56	56 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron 1	1
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
9	9 Vote	This Year Ends
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
556	556 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
7	7 Vote	President Obama: "Trayvon Martin Could Have Been a Belieber"
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws

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