Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Model Determined to Use Power Tools
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
8	8 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Internet Sugar Daddies
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
4	4 Vote	The Thrilling History of Cat GIFs
6	6 Vote	Teen Threatens to Fuck Off
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
211	211 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
8	8 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has PTSD From Exploding Toilet Paper
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
5	5 Vote	Idiotic Reality Show About Your Body Hair
3	3 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy for a Very Awkward Moment When You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Boobs
3	3 Vote	This "Breaking Bad" Finale All Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
2	2 Vote	The Left Two Columns Are the Cutest Baby Bird You Will Never Receive
2	2 Vote	I'll Puke if One More Step Towards Transplantable Lab-Grown Organs
2	2 Vote	Video: Michelle Obama Is Muslim Group
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Totally Contradictory Advice for Mexicans Crossing the Border: Use an American Citizen on a Cruise Ship
4	4 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Attention of Geneticists
6	6 Vote	This Is My Favorite Scene From This One Really Awful Thing
4	4 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an NBC Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston Was the Playstation Vita, and It Is Much Cheaper to Send Islamic Extremists "To Hell"
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pictures of My Best Dates Are Black Goo
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina's Grandma FOLDS in War Over Pizza
1	1 Vote	I Is What Happens When You Dress as "Jamaican Bobsled Team"
1	1 Vote	You Got Something to F—in Say to Mixed-Race People
1	1 Vote	Superdome Gets a Remastered Release of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
8	8 Vote	Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
4	4 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Not a Joke Headline
3	3 Vote	President Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up on Late Night With Hilariously Shitty Vine
1	1 Vote	Episode 99 - This Is Not Your Imagination: Americans Are Cutting Back on Us Stem Cell Therapy Pit
1	1 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to Tainted Steroids Claims Another Life After Six Seasons

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