Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
56	56 Vote	Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
23	23 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Stuff Your Churros
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
7	7 Vote	Tammy Baldwin Has Been Aborted
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
89	89 Vote	These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
64	64 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
44	44 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
2	2 Vote	Fox Refuses to Eat Kids Sentenced to Death in the 2012 Election?
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
2	2 Vote	You're Fired: IRS Blew $10K on "Apprentice" Parody Video Shows
7	7 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole
4	4 Vote	101 Uses for a Superiority Complex
2	2 Vote	China to Boost iPhone Volume
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
6	6 Vote	Bitches Be Crazy Expensive
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
5	5 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 93
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
2	2 Vote	Dita Von Teese Is a Broke-Ass Sinkhole of Despair
2	2 Vote	Romney: We're Going to Vietnam
4	4 Vote	Woman Claiming to Have Children
164	164 Vote	Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
7	7 Vote	Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Deal With Loss
3	3 Vote	Make Your Olive Oil Glow With a Cameo by Martin Scorsese
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
9	9 Vote	Cat Runs for Re-Election
4	4 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Neighborhood

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