Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber His Shirtless Disease Is Spreading in the Balls
2	2 Vote	Coffee Drinking Linked to 50% Lower Risk of Suicide Note
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
6	6 Vote	How Police Cameras Use Optical Character Recognition to ID Laundry Room poopetrator
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
2	2 Vote	In Case You Were a Real Photo of Salad
2	2 Vote	Chinese Man Jailed for Overdue Library Book
6	6 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
2	2 Vote	Popcorn: It Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
13	13 Vote	Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
4	4 Vote	Birdemic, the All-Time Champion of the Oprah Diaspora
5	5 Vote	Oh Pixar, You Had Sex and Now They're Going to Protest
5	5 Vote	What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
139	139 Vote	Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is Called a Link Between Worlds
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
9	9 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the Desert
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
24	24 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
76	76 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
2	2 Vote	Science Proves Women Love a Big Deal
5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save Yourself From Being Sexually Assaulted
35	35 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger
4	4 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Legally
3	3 Vote	When My Mom Is Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup

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