Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Limbo Forever?
6	6 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are at a KKK Rally
7	7 Vote	Call in Sick: It's the Second Amendment
8	8 Vote	Lib Dem Officials Accidentally Send Secret Briefing Note to Heaven
212	212 Vote	Well, This Guy Tries
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
139	139 Vote	This Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral (Open With Caution if You're at Work!)
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
34	34 Vote	9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
24	24 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Parent?
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4

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