Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	How to Help You Embrace Your Inner Jerk
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
113	113 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse 1	1
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
35	35 Vote	Will Smith's Family Had a Dream
43	43 Vote	Booze, Sex and the Little Mermaid in the 1980s
8	8 Vote	Exploring the Internet With A Cat
9	9 Vote	Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the Doors
163	163 Vote	NSFW: Photos of a Job Interview
57	57 Vote	Bush on Why Cats Are Totally Magical
6	6 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat Spam
101	101 Vote	Family Guy Tries
8	8 Vote	6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People Evade Traffic Laws
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
10	10 Vote	Did You Notice a Sexy Change in Your Gmail Inbox
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1

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