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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP
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Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Be Blind for a While, and Also Exercise
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Why I'm Switching Back to Earth
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Let's Build a House for $5