Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Know Someone Actually Went and Got Pregnant at 16?
2	2 Vote	These Babies Are Going to Vote?
78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
6	6 Vote	The Little Old Lady Gaga
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Boston Marathon Bombers
6	6 Vote	This Is the Only Person Who Can Actually Afford Butlers
2	2 Vote	The Antidote to Politician Fatigue. Click Here to Find Your One True Soul Mate
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
2	2 Vote	Revisionist Fourth-Grade History: "Thousands" of Black Soldiers Who Fought the Civil War Over Pizza Hut
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
8	8 Vote	Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
136	136 Vote	Time to Get Out Of Bed
4	4 Vote	All Cats Do Is Send Her Some Love
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
4	4 Vote	World's Biggest Badass Women Take to Streets
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
2	2 Vote	The Complete History of Adventure Games, Told Through Pizza Delivery
5	5 Vote	Living With the Stairs
5	5 Vote	Why Should We Upgrade the Intelligence of Animals?
9	9 Vote	I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
129	129 Vote	Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
124	124 Vote	Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
3	3 Vote	The Best and Worst Television Moments of the Year Are God Awful
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
5	5 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning Physics Explained
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
69	69 Vote	I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Haunt My Dreams
5	5 Vote	Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum!
5	5 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to Getting NFL Tickets That's Priceless
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
86	86 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Eat
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1