Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
24	24 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Is Here, and It's All Your Fault
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
144	144 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Lovely Book
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
3	3 Vote	Minnesota State GOP Rep. "Furious" That House GOP Would Let Domestic Abusers Know Their Hentai
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Fans Fight to Get Out Of Bed
5	5 Vote	There's a Penis on My Resume
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
2	2 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Dead
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
4	4 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Me
4	4 Vote	The Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Japanese Vending MacHine
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
7	7 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Now $99
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile