Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Bernie Sanders Just Went Bankrupt
6	6 Vote	Germany in Shock Poll: 69% of Americans Live in Europe..
54	54 Vote	This Pest Control Company Has a Surprisingly Badass Backstory 1	1
355	355 Vote	Yes, I Am Amazed I Have Friends
94	94 Vote	Baby Born With Half a Dog
285	285 Vote	The Human Mind Is a Hoax
5	5 Vote	The Quick Brown Fox Actually Jump Over the Speed Limit?
224	224 Vote	Stupid Liberals Can't Read This 2	2
517	517 Vote	CHILLING: Photo of Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham 3	3
261	261 Vote	I Will Conquer Your Planet. Said the Cat 1	1
228	228 Vote	Obama Suggests the Titanic Had Wi-Fi 2	2
281	281 Vote	23 Actors Who Were Born 3	3
446	446 Vote	Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks 2	2
269	269 Vote	Not Enough People Are Outraged 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
6	6 Vote	This Fox-Human Creature Is Actually Backed by Science Fiction
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
111	111 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
125	125 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
54	54 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
8	8 Vote	4 Charged With Hype
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
15	15 Vote	Boy George Instructs Public to "Bow Down"
8	8 Vote	Experience the Number π as You Brush
132	132 Vote	Minecraft: The Story Only Gets Worse
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Without the Music Is Stupid, by Huey Lewis
4	4 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Love Interest's Baby for $100
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
6	6 Vote	Best-Selling Author Seeks Female Participant for Erotic Novel Research Trip
14	14 Vote	Accidental Genius: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
47	47 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
45	45 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre
6	6 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Creepily Close to Being Attractive
134	134 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Be the Future of Food
5	5 Vote	This Is Your Average Sitcom in Anime Form
5	5 Vote	Goddamn Cold and Icky Outside
7	7 Vote	Kevin Spacey Is a Space Dummy 1	1
6	6 Vote	Reality Check: You Can't Have a Moustache
9	9 Vote	AOL Still Has Tons of Cats Giving High Fives