Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Critical Thinking by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
4	4 Vote	Canadian Man Sorry for Saying He Lacks Blackness
5	5 Vote	Hey Japan, Sorry for Dressing as Woman, Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
4	4 Vote	Happy Holidays, Let's Destroy the EVERYTHING
141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
5	5 Vote	Vanilla Ice I Can Lengthen My Words and So Can Youuuuuuu
4	4 Vote	Man Fired From the Internet (Updated)
4	4 Vote	If We Could Harness the Power of Oxi-Clean
5	5 Vote	Education Reform: Teachers Should Not Exist
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Shoes
48	48 Vote	Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
8	8 Vote	Worried About Being Really, Really Hard?
4	4 Vote	Bryan Singer Officially Directing X-Men: Days of Violence, Over 800 dead
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
84	84 Vote	Truck Full of Lies
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
3	3 Vote	Depressed Teens Invariably Grow Up to Have Style Blogs
9	9 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Party, and We're Invited...
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
19	19 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
5	5 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Matters
6	6 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
3	3 Vote	Polar Bear Stearns
5	5 Vote	Dating Tips From a Raging Inferno
8	8 Vote	Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns
5	5 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Make Turbans Happen
2	2 Vote	I'm All for Creative Freedom, but There Are Drugs in The Bahamas
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
5	5 Vote	All Workers Now Get the Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Almost Had a Rentboy Ring
6	6 Vote	What if There Is Nowhere to Hide From Girlfriend
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
4	4 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Dancing With the Stars
5	5 Vote	Just Bond Being Bond With a Penis
2	2 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at This Chubby Pug Hopping Up the Stairs
2	2 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Stephen Colbert's Tearful Tribute to Miley at the BAFTA Awards
6	6 Vote	Here Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
2	2 Vote	Creationism Rears Its Ugly Head in Indiana, Then Gets a Sexed Up Makeover

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