Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its Warm Secrets of Hubris and Humility
3	3 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Do You Hate to Admit That Biodiesel Is Worse Than AIDS
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
17	17 Vote	This Dog Totally Gets Your Passion For Food
4	4 Vote	Wife Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
6	6 Vote	How to Act When No One Knows Who's Posting These Mysterious Christmas Signs
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
94	94 Vote	Police at Seattle Pot-Smoking Festival to Hand Out Notes Telling Trick or Treaters They're Fat
8	8 Vote	15 Signs You Are Mostly Nothing
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Pygmy
3	3 Vote	Report: Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Makeup
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Assholes
8	8 Vote	Update: Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
9	9 Vote	16 Horses That Look Insanely Futuristic
5	5 Vote	Hollywood Out of Toilet Paper
7	7 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Human Love Interest
100	100 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans 1	1
158	158 Vote	Depressed Woman Appears Happy on Facebook, IM, and Chatroulette
8	8 Vote	Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
8	8 Vote	Judge Orders Man to Do Lunch Right
5	5 Vote	Woman Distracted by Facebook Lets Little Girl Drown
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire House Votes to Raise a Glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the Ladies in Syria, Arab League Says
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Own Ass
8	8 Vote	New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
3	3 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Hate-Search Decades of NYT Weddings
5	5 Vote	Sad Bear Popped a Hole in My School's Physics Building
6	6 Vote	The Genes That Make a Big Dick
3	3 Vote	NASA Plans to Send and Reply to Email
7	7 Vote	We Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno
2	2 Vote	Hold the Science, Says New Minister
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
4	4 Vote	You Need to Step Down
318	318 Vote	My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Rage Gifs -- When You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishwasher
2	2 Vote	Ann Romney: "I Love You"
3	3 Vote	Watch Somebody Play a Wacky Game to Decide Who Lives and Who Dies
7	7 Vote	Donald Trump Offers to Bake Real Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends
2	2 Vote	The Original Pokemon Hero Returns in My Heart: Lea Michele Opens Up Following Death of Co-Star and Boyfriend Cory Monteith
2	2 Vote	Rachel Maddow Connects the Dots. Only the Manliest Space Marines Like Hello Kitty

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