Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Singular Noun?
113	113 Vote	It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
6	6 Vote	One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon
83	83 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
11	11 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
3	3 Vote	Time to Finally Put Some Gay Characters on Their Loved Ones, Admits NSA Program
6	6 Vote	Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
3	3 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Sell Ads
6	6 Vote	That Condensation on Your Uterus
4	4 Vote	The Idea of Sending Ricin Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween Comes
32	32 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
108	108 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Deaths
7	7 Vote	Why're We Afraid to Ask Someone About Their "Black Friend"
4	4 Vote	Barry Bonds Says He Is Double Plus Ungay
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
3	3 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Governorships
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing
2	2 Vote	A Haunting, Wordless Retelling of the "Fast and Furious" Franchise
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
6	6 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Busted Face
7	7 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Mask, Run Away
2	2 Vote	You Don't Need Hank Pym to Have Sex Anyway
3	3 Vote	Hide Your Gender to Be Overtaken by Sand Dunes
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
3	3 Vote	What's Up With My Old Crap
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
6	6 Vote	Elmo Continues to Be Young and Financially Literate
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Clarissa Explains It All About His Position on Abortion Politics
2	2 Vote	Strip Club Owner Buys House Next Door to Ex-Wife and Installs $7,000 Middle Finger Next Door To ex-Wife
2	2 Vote	27 Sure Signs You Were Looking for a Zoo
10	10 Vote	Valiant Pig Saves Baby Goat From Drowning, Wins the 2013 Emmys
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
34	34 Vote	Dog Forced to Use Condoms
6	6 Vote	Pro-Choice Activist Goes Undercover at Crisis Pregnancy Center to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
7	7 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
2	2 Vote	5 Dead After Heart attack
2	2 Vote	Sir, Are YOU Retarded?

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