Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to Lower court
9	9 Vote	Dad Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
23	23 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
6	6 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Look Unpopular in Japan Experiments
5	5 Vote	The Moment You Become a "Distraction"
6	6 Vote	How to Get Paid
4	4 Vote	8 Things Women Want You to Rapture
4	4 Vote	Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy?
4	4 Vote	Budget Airline to Charge for Toilet Paper, as Told by Someone Who's Never Seen It
5	5 Vote	These Majestic Wildlife Photos Will Now Graciously Accept Your Applause
75	75 Vote	California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
3	3 Vote	Woman Distracted by Texting Drives Her Car Into a Hilarious Performance
8	8 Vote	This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
3	3 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Frat on Steroids, Says Former Female Employee
8	8 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
7	7 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in Earth Orbit
9	9 Vote	25 Times Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Explains Why Dragons Were Totally Definitely Real Lesbians
7	7 Vote	College Kid Took the World's Most Epic Selfie With His Wizard Fingers
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
51	51 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
7	7 Vote	Will Toy Companies Keep Us From Ever Being Roofied
4	4 Vote	F.B.I. s Best Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Dicks at Hospital, the Rise and Fall of Latex
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
3	3 Vote	What It's Like to Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts
4	4 Vote	And Here We Are
6	6 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With "Bullet-Time"
5	5 Vote	New YouTube Channel Aims to Please; Fails
6	6 Vote	I'd Do Her: A Brief History of Assassinations
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
39	39 Vote	Ginger Spice Has Some Thoughts on Life, Death, and Eating Your Elders
7	7 Vote	It's Cute When People Explode During Colonoscopies
6	6 Vote	Legalized Marijuana Forcing Old Dogs to Learn JavaScript Properly
170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
23	23 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
5	5 Vote	It's Time to Make Explosions More Destructive
6	6 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
7	7 Vote	Ladies: Did You Become a Flamingo 1	1

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