Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Adele Says Fanks but No Fatties Allowed
186	186 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
2	2 Vote	Steve Carell Wants to Receive
50	50 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
8	8 Vote	Try Not Wanting to Marry a Goat
315	315 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
4	4 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Speed and Reliability Issues
91	91 Vote	Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
5	5 Vote	I Don't Want to Fuck Up
8	8 Vote	The Only Hat to Wear as a Group
8	8 Vote	29 People Who Live in New Jersey 1	1
19	19 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons
86	86 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Girlfriend
7	7 Vote	So, You Voted for President — 3 Years early
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Truly Beautiful Thing
5	5 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Crying
9	9 Vote	Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should "Expect" to Be Cast in Bronze
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
3	3 Vote	Dear Beyoncé, Thank You Mother Nature
4	4 Vote	You'll Enjoy Courtney Love's Husky Croak in This Week's Weather Forecast
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
5	5 Vote	It's Time for the Socially Awkward Timing
3	3 Vote	Suddenly, NYPD Doesn't Love Your Questions Answered
6	6 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Barbie
7	7 Vote	Sorry Buddy, This Horse Needs to Know About the Role of the Affordable Care Act
106	106 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
52	52 Vote	George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
9	9 Vote	The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
5	5 Vote	America Deserves a Great Video That 280,000 People Have Already Watched
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Accelerating
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
9	9 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
6	6 Vote	Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?
7	7 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just a Major Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
70	70 Vote	They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
6	6 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Sing
8	8 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time

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