Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
96	96 Vote	An Incredible Lesson About How to Masturbate
140	140 Vote	Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
6	6 Vote	Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up to Anthony Weiner's "Victory" Party
158	158 Vote	UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
217	217 Vote	GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
60	60 Vote	This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
9	9 Vote	What Are the Dog Oscars
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes

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