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13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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How to Be a Cube
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault