Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
46	46 Vote	As Predicted, ObamaCare Plunges Into Dark Void
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
6	6 Vote	A Penis Pump
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
21	21 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in A Kitchen
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie

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