Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
138	138 Vote	Hackers Can Remotely Steal Your Heart. I Pinky Promise
471	471 Vote	The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
137	137 Vote	Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies

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