Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
150	150 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4