Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
6	6 Vote	This Misshapen Blotch Was Once an Elaborate Hoax
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying

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