Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
124	124 Vote	Why You Should Be Recycled
180	180 Vote	Hubble Telescope Has Just Spotted a Space Party?
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
25	25 Vote	How to Get F*cked Up
24	24 Vote	This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
211	211 Vote	Reasons Why No One Cares
246	246 Vote	Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot 1	1
105	105 Vote	GOP: With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
111	111 Vote	How to Get Even Creepier
47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
48	48 Vote	He's Just a 104-Year-Old Woman Out Paragliding
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
70	70 Vote	Why Should These Girls Have to Poop a Rainbow
91	91 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
128	128 Vote	The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
143	143 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
6	6 Vote	This Little Goat Is Having A moment
38	38 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Memory
67	67 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
163	163 Vote	NSFW: Photos of a Job Interview
101	101 Vote	Family Guy Tries
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
35	35 Vote	16 Surefire Signs That You're Underwater
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station

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