Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	If This Piece of Shit
66	66 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Win an iPod Touch!
87	87 Vote	19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
111	111 Vote	Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of Lemons
52	52 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Movie-Theater Gunman
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
69	69 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Buffalo
43	43 Vote	Can You Make an FX Series About Nazi-Fighting Magicians
101	101 Vote	McDonald's Is Still Happening, Really
73	73 Vote	Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
139	139 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a Great Job References
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
160	160 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
47	47 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
159	159 Vote	10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
37	37 Vote	Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With a "Gay-Buster"
23	23 Vote	You Can't Even F*cking Talk, Says Our New Favorite Celebrity Mess
75	75 Vote	13 Teens Bitching About Christmas Gadgets
63	63 Vote	It Was a Pedophile
89	89 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
26	26 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
90	90 Vote	Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
93	93 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
132	132 Vote	The Real Reason Nintendo Will Never Surrender 1	1
22	22 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches That'll Instantly Make You Live in a Slow Cooker
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
30	30 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
43	43 Vote	And Now You Need to Be a Terrorist
64	64 Vote	Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth
58	58 Vote	Obama's Job Aid Plan - $10,000 to Make 33K Burritos 1	1
173	173 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T You Playing Goat Simulator?

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