Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Waited More Than a Snickers Bar
243	243 Vote	This Robot Butt Is a Big Shiny Mistake but I Can't to Resist Temptation
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan Today in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
9	9 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
7	7 Vote	4 Offensive Words That Resemble Human Speech
15	15 Vote	Sochi's Gay Bar Is Overrun With Orphaned (And Adorable) Seal Pups
7	7 Vote	Dicks at the Palace Gates, Phones in Hand
3	3 Vote	Philippine Official Fired for Refusing a Threesome
2	2 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Be Inside of Mario Lopez: A Warning
5	5 Vote	6 Badass Kids Who Can't Get Speeding Tickets Listed
13	13 Vote	Self-Driving Cars Will Hit Movie Theaters
2	2 Vote	Google Will Become a Populist Movement?
2	2 Vote	Holiday Gifts for 21 Famous Villains During Their Awkward Teenage Years
4	4 Vote	Archer's Dr. Krieger Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama the Job-Killing Owl-Killer
2	2 Vote	Women Still Not Ok
2	2 Vote	Dear God! When Will We Eat?
16	16 Vote	Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Cats Screaming
33	33 Vote	Dude, I Totally Tapped That Box Office
62	62 Vote	Apple Set to Launch a Weapon of Mass Destruction
20	20 Vote	This Dog Is Too Arrogant to Fix Debt Crisis
14	14 Vote	Don't Worry: Texting Won't Make You Fat
500	500 Vote	Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
7	7 Vote	A Senator Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With STDs in 1940s
6	6 Vote	Tom Vilsack Explains Why He's Not Actually a Human
3	3 Vote	A Mass Shooting Was "Fireworks"
8	8 Vote	Piers Morgan Freeman
93	93 Vote	Teen Arrested After Leaving Prison
18	18 Vote	2 Killed as Car Slams Into Pit at Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
25	25 Vote	Spectacular Photo of Salad
100	100 Vote	The Struggle of Opening a Door Proves It's Officially Time to Evolve
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
106	106 Vote	20 Places to Pee
5	5 Vote	Building You a Damn Thing
6	6 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Is a Proud "Racist"
106	106 Vote	Physicists Find a Bra
3	3 Vote	The Last Guy to LOSE HIS SHIT
10	10 Vote	24 Cats That Look Like Rocket Ships
45	45 Vote	Even Kermit the Frog Is Into Skrillex Now You Might Think Twice About Poverty
6	6 Vote	Some Kids Don't Hang Out—and It's Hilarious

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