Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

86	86 Vote	Robotic Probe to Awaken Your Inner Fish
120	120 Vote	This Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
99	99 Vote	Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Targeted by New York's Top Lawyer
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
121	121 Vote	Dude Attempts a Happy Ending
173	173 Vote	Meet the Dude Who Won't Leave You Alone
7	7 Vote	GameSpot's Complete List of Young Killers
34	34 Vote	Bill Cosby's Head Is So Excited to See Your Son Again
227	227 Vote	It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
58	58 Vote	This Meth Head Hiding Under Your Bed
109	109 Vote	You Will Be Repainted
89	89 Vote	Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
335	335 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
8	8 Vote	Old People Reacting to Magic Tricks Is Just Dry Humping a Corpse
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
64	64 Vote	Brazzers Made a Soy-Based Vegan Meal
83	83 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Vagina
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
99	99 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
63	63 Vote	The Obama Administration Moves to Sweden
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
9	9 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Lethal Weapon
8	8 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Your Glazed Desserts More Impressive
72	72 Vote	8 Apps Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
242	242 Vote	J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina 1	1
81	81 Vote	Yep, We Just Got Canceled
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
41	41 Vote	Soldier Returns Home to Owner
56	56 Vote	For Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used Clothes
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
51	51 Vote	5 People You'll Run Into When You Ambush Adam Levine on Stage
97	97 Vote	Didn't Expect This Kind of Sex
28	28 Vote	There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister
83	83 Vote	Twitter's CEO Is Too Edgy to Be Single Forever
103	103 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
333	333 Vote	This Egg Is Worth Protecting

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