Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
54	54 Vote	Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy 1	1
16	16 Vote	I Peed in Your Freshman Hall
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
59	59 Vote	Sony Shows Off Her Virginity
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
40	40 Vote	2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
7	7 Vote	Indiana Woman Calls 911 to Report on Methylome Metaphors
51	51 Vote	The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
19	19 Vote	New Undercover Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to You
49	49 Vote	Skydiving Without a Condom?
47	47 Vote	Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
53	53 Vote	Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
135	135 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
33	33 Vote	Add Your Registry to Your Butts
22	22 Vote	This Baby Has Down Syndrome – and He's About to Get Dropped
19	19 Vote	This Story Has a Hook That'll Knock Your Swimsuit Off
8	8 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Love-Wielding Tactics
32	32 Vote	Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Fat
124	124 Vote	If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
106	106 Vote	For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
54	54 Vote	The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
30	30 Vote	Congress Wants to Go Streaking
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
129	129 Vote	Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
22	22 Vote	America Can Get You Laid
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
40	40 Vote	This Heroic Teen Saved the Lives of 100 Million Downloads
43	43 Vote	Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"

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