Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
240	240 Vote	Experts Say the Universe Exist?
90	90 Vote	Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Nerds
144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
82	82 Vote	Sleeping Man Hurled 150 Feet Skywards in the Sandbox at Recess
9	9 Vote	This Is a Sex Tape
35	35 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Gonna Need That Tank
8	8 Vote	Watch This Girl Is Deaf and She's About to Win a Pair of Pants
104	104 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Victim
43	43 Vote	Can You Identify These Movies Using Only Q-Tips
112	112 Vote	It's Not Very Good
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
59	59 Vote	Former NBA Star Gets Busted for Making Perfect Corned Beef
46	46 Vote	13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
73	73 Vote	17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
51	51 Vote	Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
51	51 Vote	Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
62	62 Vote	He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
105	105 Vote	The Directors of Lego Movie Are Creating a Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare

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