Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
448	448 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
23	23 Vote	Death Star Owner's Manual Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
27	27 Vote	One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
217	217 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed 1	1
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
52	52 Vote	MTV Launches the Buffalo Apocalypse
80	80 Vote	How to Talk to Your Deck
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
21	21 Vote	These Floating Fiber Sculptures Will Blow Your Balls
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
17	17 Vote	Can an Ex-Prosecutor Make the Ladies Wet
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction

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