Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
9	9 Vote	Everybody's in Love With Pizza
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1