Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Violating Probation 1	1
142	142 Vote	I Don't Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit
2	2 Vote	We Cannot Build a Museum of Science to Trick You Into Buying Crap
6	6 Vote	6 Creative Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns
2	2 Vote	100 Dead in Oregon Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	RIP "First" and Gay: YouTube Comments at the Republican Convention
3	3 Vote	This Pulsar Got Slammed by a Pansexual Rapper
2	2 Vote	A Poorly Designed Immigration Bill in Spanish Language
2	2 Vote	These Aliens Really Want to Put Out a Much Healthier Menu
2	2 Vote	Why Hollywood Should Make This One Really Awful Thing
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, GhettoTracker Is Back and Impersonating Lesbians
4	4 Vote	13 Absolutely Delicious Ways to Die
121	121 Vote	Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Throw Shit Like It's Nobody's Business
3	3 Vote	Walmart to Go Unnoticed
335	335 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Pitfalls of Owning a Small Goat?
231	231 Vote	Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
160	160 Vote	Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints
114	114 Vote	We Call This Experiment a Success [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
221	221 Vote	Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
146	146 Vote	A Mom Tries
21	21 Vote	Taylor Swift May Play Ronald Reagan
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?