Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
32	32 Vote	Yale Apologizes to South Korea in Advance of "Avengers 2"
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
133	133 Vote	You Can Now Watch Me Make Mistakes
2	2 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Mom Is Worth the Risk
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
2	2 Vote	Music Agent Claims That Were More Like Bananas?
54	54 Vote	Jay Leno Is Very, Very Real
5	5 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Die Hard
2	2 Vote	7 Reasons Women Should Not Give a Homeless Veteran a Makeover
6	6 Vote	Science Makes a Huge Mistake
7	7 Vote	Morgan Freeman Crushes One Man's Dream With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
2	2 Vote	What if Mario Was a Mistake
2	2 Vote	Obama Says He Doesn't Want You to Sleep Tight
2	2 Vote	More Accurate Than a Boyfriend
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
7	7 Vote	Remembering the Victims of This Year's People's Choice Awards
94	94 Vote	A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
28	28 Vote	The 24 Most Important Selfies of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
7	7 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Touch My Hair and Innerboob at the Grammys
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
17	17 Vote	Please Don't Try to Save Your Life
23	23 Vote	Ann Coulter Tries to Tell the Truth
62	62 Vote	Kmart Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Diversity
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
64	64 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
24	24 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
20	20 Vote	Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Mothers
7	7 Vote	Sorry, Republicans. Young Women With Long-Ass Bangs
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
5	5 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Optional. You Read That Correctly