Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Governor McMaster Warns South Carolinians of the Donuts 1	1
93	93 Vote	The Chihuahua Is Watching Him. He's Watching the World
378	378 Vote	You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup 4	4
54	54 Vote	Woman With Learning Disabilities Opens Her Own City: "You Can Smell the Rats"
248	248 Vote	Even Santa Has a Love of Vaporwave
301	301 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
38	38 Vote	When Mom Makes You Do Angelina Jolie
98	98 Vote	Consider the Real Reason Why These Video Game Characters Were Killed When an SUV Slammed Into Them
129	129 Vote	Cat Just Sitting Around Town
101	101 Vote	This Man Has No Medicinal Value
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
172	172 Vote	Hey You! Kiss Me Whenever
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
33	33 Vote	Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad" 2	2
262	262 Vote	Please Stop Texting Me When You're Low on Vitamin D
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica
172	172 Vote	Home SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET 4	4
345	345 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
98	98 Vote	How Music Helped Me Grow as a Bully
126	126 Vote	Heart Surgeons Accused of Killing Family With Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
94	94 Vote	This Drunk Baby Is 16!
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog
101	101 Vote	The Oldest Cheese Ever Was Found Rotting in the Midwest 1	1
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
129	129 Vote	YouTube Star Is on Fire. Quick, Start Punching the Flames!
195	195 Vote	U.S. Citizen Died by Suicide After His Death, Report Says
193	193 Vote	Science Says Dehydration Makes You Cum
84	84 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
50	50 Vote	3 Arrested for Kissing Girlfriend During Driving Lesson

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