Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

334	334 Vote	America Has Always Been a Sham. Always.
66	66 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
120	120 Vote	A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints 2	2
197	197 Vote	Sex Robots Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
306	306 Vote	Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
149	149 Vote	My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
114	114 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 2	2
79	79 Vote	Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
164	164 Vote	Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
50	50 Vote	Oprah Is Getting Bigger
59	59 Vote	The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
380	380 Vote	These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
100	100 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce
79	79 Vote	40+ Amusing Tumblr Posts to Spice Up Your Arse
214	214 Vote	Here Are 6 Smart Ways to Eat Rocks
190	190 Vote	Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am a Hacker 2	2
43	43 Vote	Meghan Markle Has a Tail!
67	67 Vote	Why Trump May Have to Get a Thigh Gap
104	104 Vote	Reporter Shouts at Man Who Hasn't Vaped Before
34	34 Vote	Fox & Friends Shows Sean Spicer Has a "Microdick"
101	101 Vote	Eleven Skydivers Escape From German Zoo
164	164 Vote	Oh No Mah Son Decapitated
26	26 Vote	Texas Educators Training to Shoot Journalists as a Political Statement 1	1
80	80 Vote	Google Lists "Nazism" as an Opioid Alternative
49	49 Vote	Potato Island, One of the Century's Finest TV Dramas 1	1
9	9 Vote	How to Be Depressed and Shit
149	149 Vote	Hanuka Matata, It Means When a Guy Smashing His Hand With Hammer
181	181 Vote	Upgrade Every Part of the Ocean
369	369 Vote	Dude, Just Leave Me Alone for Five Years
22	22 Vote	Koko the Gorilla, Known for Using N-Word
364	364 Vote	Least Livable: 50 Worst US States 1	1
81	81 Vote	I Ate My Own Rescuer
59	59 Vote	The Stupidest Thing You Should Know About Garfield
186	186 Vote	Woof Woof That's the Sound of Apocalypse and Rebirth
59	59 Vote	Starbucks Changes Its Definition of Consent
84	84 Vote	Are Humans Taking Unfair Advantage of Their Glittery Butts
102	102 Vote	Family, Friends Hold Vigil for an Unwanted Piece of S— 1	1
8	8 Vote	Grisly Murders and Serial Killers? Ooh, Tell Me That's Just Glitter Paint
7	7 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Talking About Periods

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